The Chicago Cubs won the World Series
This is not a typo. I repeat, the Chicago Cubs are world champions for the first time since 1908. We know you’re a New Yorker and all, but no matter your background, it’s impossible to not be excited about this one. If you’d like to commemorate this momentous victory we can connect you with a great tattoo guy to add some Cubs ink to your already dragon-emblazoned chest… and hopefully you laid some money down on them before you left town.