“This job represents a paycheck to me. I will do a good job, the best that I am capable of, but honestly, I am here because of the pay.” — dose_response
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Sometimes I just wanna lay on the floor. I don’t see what would be so bad about me just laying on the floor at work or school, as long as I don’t need to be doing something and the floor isn’t gross. It’s a great stress reliever somehow. — oddsbluestones
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Just being able to say no without having to come up with an excuse. How about “I don’t want to”? That’s often reason enough. — DarthLeon2
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Hanging up on rude customers or just generally being rude back to them.
Affection and sincere expressions of love between straight men, similar to what girls have.
Going to the cinema or a restaurant alone. (The amount of movies I’ve missed because my shift hours are different to many of my friends!) — Socialist7
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Calling off of work when you’re sick. Sorry I don’t want to spread whatever I got. — Justin_Timberbaked
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Scratching my boobs in public. — Peanutlicious
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Women approaching men first.
On behalf of all men, we don’t mind. — WandaSykesOfficial
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Capes. Capes are so freaking bad ass and I would love it if they became the norm. When it’s Winter you could even wear fur-lined cloaks! — MushirMickeyJoe
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The option of dragging a driver from their car and beating them for not using a turn signal — AndrewColeOfficial
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Getting random boners in public. I can’t help it, and I have to try to hide it 😒 — GSOaviator
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Playing video games.
The production costs millions. Many talented people work on it, and create something great. The plots are often better than the trash in TV. It entertains millions of people and makes them happy. It connects people. It helps to relax.
Admitting that you like brilliant piece of software, which entertains, will make you look like a lonely nerd. Especially in job interviews. — kjBulletkj
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Sometimes my balls stick to leg and id like to be able to unstick them in public while maintaining eye contact with people — gmirta
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Being quiet.
I have social anxiety and tend to be more quiet, especially around new people. It is so often taken as rudeness and it makes me feel bad. I have nothing against them, it’s just the anxiety! — throwaway-person
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Not wanting to procreate. Some people just DON’T want children AT ALL. I’m sick of people I barely even know saying “Ohh, you’ll change your mind lolz” when I voice this opinion. My mind is made up and your unwanted opinion is not going to change that anytime soon. — McChubbin
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Dressing however we wanted. I just wanna be able to go to the grocery store looking like some sort of leather clad movie anti-hero because I like cool/badass gear.
Plus you see some really awesome cosplays and outfits some people wear and I think it would really liven up the public scene, generate some interest, start conversations, etc if they could do it just more than a few times a year at very specific events. As long as the clothing is appropriate (not too revealing, not dangerous and not containing any hateful phrases or symbols) then why shouldn’t every day be a fashion show or a fan convention for those who want it to. — priteeboy
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