Anyone remember the good old days of hitting a public bathroom, in the dark ages before smartphones. All we had to keep us entertained was the clever writings on the wall. These bathroom poems served as a record of what was funny, who’s mom you could call for a good time, and other goofy shit.
Turns out, modern society didn’t invent bathroom graffiti; the ancient Romans did. And nowhere was there a culture more smutty and clever with their graffiti, then the citizens of the lost city of Pompeii. Lucky for us, an archeologist has created a website to catalogue all of the stuff he’s found written on the walls, and boy did the Romans really know how to leave a sick burn behind. These are C% (100 in Roman counting) accurate and pretty fucking deep and hilarious.
Read them and weep with laughter, and make sure to hit them with a thumbs up.