On Twitter, few accounts are as hilarious—or as weird—as @dril. In one of the most randomly intriguing Twitter threads of all time, @dril mapped out a wild plan to save McDonald’s from their financial struggles.
The plan involves ditching the Hamburglar. Why? Apparently because “the hamburglar has become soft in recent years. the customers no longer fear him.”
It gets weirder—much weirder. The troll recommends replacing the Hamburglar with a scary goblin-like character called “McShitter.” Yep.
Check out the entire thread for yourself—and get ready to laugh.