Based on your submissions, the world is a very weird place and we’re all very weird people.
“Friend of mine got engaged the night before and we were on the first tee the next afternoon. We got paired with an older guy. He doesn’t say a word for 6 holes and so I try to break the ice and tell him that my buddy got engaged last night. The guy walks over to him, shakes his hand and says, “Welp…you can’t be happy all your life, you stupid sonofabitch” and those were literally the only worlds he spoke the whole round.”