“Drunk” happens to the best of us, and a major side effect (other than making poor decisions in general) is a complete lack of control over our impulse purchases. Essentially, we become kids with a bank account and an itchy trigger finger.
Below are some of the most bizarre items people ever bought while drunk off their asses. Feel free to share some of your most ridiculous drunken expenditures in the comments below.
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“I have a tendency to get drunk and shop on Amazon and eBay for weird stuff. Picked this guy up the other day.”
You never know when you’re gonna need a grappling hook to get you into a party OR out of a tight spot.
This portrait screams class. You can tell because the chimp is holding a glass of wine.
“Went online-shopping while drunk… Now I own a jurassic-pug.”
Naturally a ballpit was needed.
“While drunk, I somehow found and bought 8lbs of cereal marshmallows.”
Who can fault this wife for her new Nic Cage pillow?
The cat is a big fan of its mini-me couch.
Whether a wish-granting genie lives inside is TBD. But who can blame this person for trying?
Freddie Mercury coasters. Perfect purchase. Enough said.
Pants embedded with an army of soft-toys is a dream come true.
“These handerpants were irresistibly funny at 2 am.”
Dadbod beach towels are so hot right now…so hot.
Kid-friendly, cat approved.
“Drunk. Got the Dominos guy to buy me McDonald’s in the special instructions section.”
“Giant googley eyes. The best drunk online purchase I have made yet.”
A life-sized cutout of Danny Devito might just save your life one day. Mark my freaking words!
People with an obsession for corn should represent their pride on this giant yellow tee.
Shower curtains never looked so bold.
Chewie at the beach?! What’s not to love?
Well, the shirt is a statement. I don’t know what the hell that statement is, but it’s a statement.
Say what you will but 10% of the profits go to support kids with neurodiversity.
Someone just order the strangest mannequin ever sold via eBay.
“So a drunken conversation about Batman stuff led to this showing up at my door a few days later…”
“This toaster only makes hot dogs. It was purchased because at 4 am, this is a necessity.”
“Got a package in the mail today, I forgot I ordered. Best drunken purchase of the summer yet!”
Every self-respecting drunk deserves their own samurai sword.
“Accidentally bought my toad 100 top hats instead of one while I was drunk online shopping.”
“Well all that dumb shit I ordered on Amazon when I was Zooted came in the mail today. So this is my new look.”
People reacting to their bank statements the following morning…
h/t Boredpanda & emgn
