Let’s face it, 9 out of 10 times, cat’s are going to be assholes. You know it. I know it. Everyone knows it. So why then, when there’s an ad for a cat that needs a new home, is it always things like “Felix is a cuddly and loving pet” or ” Chacha is the best kitty I’ve ever had.” It’s all BS. I’ve never met a cat that had a positive attitude or anything nice to say. Lucky for me, there’s an adoption agency in Australia that agrees with me.
Recently, cat rescue Cat People of Melbourne posted a brutally honest ad about a cat on Pet Rescue, that they were looking to adopt out and it’s hilarious. According to Gina Brett, who’s a volunteer with the group, Mr. Biggles (also known as Lord Bigglesworth), is a total bastard of a cat.