humor The most ridiculous and petty reasons people broke-up (20 Photos) By: Staff In: Captions, Humor, Sex and Dating May 30, 2017 693 Liked! 62 Disliked 0 1 “She used to sneak up on me while I’m peeing, grab hold of my junk and start aiming for me. Eventually, I started to fake being startled so I’d have an excuse to piss on her feet, in the hopes that she would realize it’s a bad idea.” – SlapMyHams Like this post? 693 Liked! 0