When I was a kid, my mom told me I could be anything I wanted and, once appropriately aged, I could go anywhere I wanted to. Well… it turns out she kind of fibbed a little bit. There are plenty of places that I can never go to. My mom never told me about these places hidden all over the world, and I’m a little disappointed.
These locations, are so secretive, so full of things that no one wants us to see, that there’s no way in hell we’ll ever get a chance to sneak inside to see the true secrets of the universe.
Makes me want to get in there even more, you know?