Bigger kid in class got cast as Santa Claus in a school play.
I walk to Biggest girl in class room and asks if she tried out for Mrs. Santa Claus.
She asks, “Why?”
Immediately say, “Cuz you’re fat…”
As the words left my mouth, so did my lunch, cuz she punched my square in the balls, which I rightfully deserved.
I’m sorry, Sandy. I was young, stupid, and didn’t have a filter. — sixesand7s