Look, I’ve tried. I’ve tried asking in Russian, but I’m going to assume Google Translate failed me and I ended up asking to bathe her turtle or something. Thanks, Google Translate.
I’ve also tried playing mind games, but did that work? Shit no. This is my beautifully stacked plate of pancakes we’re talking about here. Her mind is like a 612-carat diamond, she wasn’t going to fall for that. My only guess is that she needed that 5th and final offer to help her make up her mind. Whadya say, Olga? Want to come to Austin, Texas and tie the knot yet (or at least grace the internet with a photoshoot) ? Let me know.
All (terrible) jokes aside, check out Olga’s Instagram RIGHT HERE.