“My mom found out one day when she called the house looking for me. My brother, instead of knocking on my door, just barged into my room and found me balls deep in my girlfriend at the time. He went “hold on a second he’s having sex” and left the phone on the floor.
He was 3 years younger too, and most definitely a virgin. The non-chalant way he said it was frightening.” — noodle-face