Lull’s 4th of July hangover cure? The perfect mattress –
Wanna sleep like the Sandman jumped into your brain and dusted every nook and cranny with his magical powder to cure your holiday hangover? Wanna dream splendid dreams of yourself on a magical cloud of paradise? Hell yeah, you do. But I bet you probably don’t wanna be pressured by some cheesy in-store salesman named Lewis after only spending a few minutes on a mattress that you’re going to spend a third of your life on. On the other hand, I bet you want it to be easy. I bet you want, like your sleep, the whole process to happen naturally. Cue our buddies at Lull. They’re the 21st Century way of getting that all-important mattress. It’s all online. They have free shipping and even include a 100-night trial. Sorry, Lewis. We’ve got better things to do.