If you knew that the world was ending and you had only a few minutes before a certain and fiery death, what would you do? Kiss your loved ones? Say a prayer? Or sit down and mix a batch before you go? It looks like this guy, from the legendary party city of Pompeii, went with option C.
Last month, the Pompeii Archaeological Park shared an image of a preserved body that appears to be masturbating, on their Instagram . The image has been circulated all across social media and went viral over the weekend, with a lot of people on Twitter calling him the Pompeii Masturbator, among other things.
Gotta protect the things you love, you know?