Some idiot I used to know was convinced pepper in the eye wasn’t nearly as painful as people made it sound. We just watched him pour pepper in his open eyes and laughed when the screaming began
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He dropped something into the fat fryer, and then reached in to get it.
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Idiot friend badly shocked himself trying to light a cigarette with his taser electric arc stun gun.
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All in $10000 poker.
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I saw this guy jump off a balcony with a parachute he bought off of the Internet.
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I know a guy who was supposedly recruited to be part of Vancouver Symphony Orchestra not even out of highschool. Saw his girlfriend dance with another guy at graduation and in a fit of drunken jealously punched a brick wall and shattered a dozen bones in his hand, never played an instrument again.
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A girl I dated for a few years broke up with me for a heroin addict/dealer. I told her “this is going to ruin your life.” It’s been almost 10 years and I think she’s finally staying clean, but she lost a decent job and had some run ins with cops, plus got pregnant between stints in rehab.
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Kid from my high school graduated and got a full ride to my states college and left 2 months in because they wouldn’t let him play QB when they wanted him to be TE. He’s 6’8😐
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Once in middle school, while we were changing after gym class this one kid decided to steal my axe body spray out of my locker. He was completely naked and ran away when I confronted him. As he got to the other side of the locker bay he hopped up on the bench and, as if to taunt me, sprayed the axe body spray directly into the tip of his penis. Definitely did not seem pleasant.
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I had a friend ask another friend to shoot him with a blow dart. First the guy shot him in the leg, but my friend thought that was too easy (he was an overly confident marine reserve), so he asked him to shoot him in the side. The guy did and it punctured his lung, though he wouldn’t admit it.
Then, trying to play it cool, he decided to “go home,” when really he was “going to the hospital.” We all followed him to his car trying to convince him to let one of us drive or call an ambulance, but he just kept saying nothing was wrong. He collapsed right as he unlocked his car and we had to call 911. He’s fine, aside from his injured ego and dim wits.
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Friends sold their beautiful home for a huge loss because they were concerned about the way things were going with the local real estate market.
Later that year, gentrification took root and their house was worth almost 3 times what they sold it for.
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Running back to pick her phone off the train track.
It wasn’t pretty.
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I witnessed my friend kick a skunk in order to get it away from him. Bad decision.
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In high school I watched a guy who didn’t smoke light a cigarette and announce to a crowd of kids that he was going to smoke for 1 month and stop, just to show smokers how easy it was to quit. That was like 17 years ago.
He still smokes.
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My dad left his wife of 27 years, divorced her, and abandoned four children for some older women who lives in the Philippines who he met online who turned out was just using him for visa to Australia and to get her two kids here as well. He lost his house, car, retirement and investments.
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At a chilli festival my friend shoved a hot cut in half chilli up his arse for a bet. Long story short I saw a grown man cry while another grown man poured chocolate milk on his rectum that day.
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Via Reddit
