It seems like you’re always gonna lose if you have both a dog and a Roomba. Both are necessary for a happy home. The dog provides companionship, while the Roomba cleans your floors so you don’t have to. But together, they just don’t work. In fact, the Roomba seems to love dog crap and wants to shit all over everything you love. True story.
We’ve already shared one version of the epic battle between dog droppings and robot story HERE!, but as it turns out, it’s more common than you think. Amazon user waylnder shared this fucking awesome review of an incident between his 85 pound mastiff and his robot vacuum on the Roomba’s Amazon page, and it’s just now going viral.
It’s a literal doggie doodo-demon shitstorm, wrapped up in a robot crap-pocalypse. Enjoy.