“An ex of mine had done anal before and I wanted to try it with her. But we were young and dumb and instead of using lube we would have spontaneous anal (without her prepping herself with an enema beforehand) and we used this watermelon scented lotion she had as lube.
We did it once and my dick ended up smelling like fake watermelon scent and ass. Anal ruined. Haven’t eaten watermelon since.” -TheNextMovement