Dating these days is a numbers game. Cal from 40-Year-Old Virgin said it best, “Listen, when I was growing pot, I realized that the more seeds I planted, the more pot I could ultimately smoke. You’ve gotta wait till the seed grows into a plant. Then you’ve gotta f*ck the plant.”
One guy took Cal’s advice to an extreme and booked not two or three dates but SIX at the same bar. Unfortunately for him the first seed, Lisette Pylant, was not having any part of it and got her revenge.