Taylor Swift is currently taking the stand in a Denver courtroom for a sexual assault lawsuit dating back to 2013. A quick update of what “allegedly” happened. Swift is suing DJ David Mueller for groping her inappropriately. Here’s what she said occurred “[Mueller] reached up under my skirt and grabbed my ass right when I was having to pose for a photo.”
Yeah, he’s pretty F’d on this one. I mean I love grabbing ass just as much as the next guy, but there is definitely a time and place for it. A general rule of thumb, don’t grab people inappropriately if you’re not in an intimate relationship with them. I just thought that was common sense but apparently not for DJ Mueller. Luckily he’s getting sued for $1 and it’s the principle of the matter that Taylor wants to make clear.
Ok, now that that’s out of the way, can we look at this brutal courtroom sketch of Swift. Courtroom sketch artists aren’t getting paid the big bucks I know, but good grief this is horrific. Looks reminiscent of Tom Brady’s deflate gate courtroom sketch which the internet had a field day with.
Just like clockwork Twitter is releasing the hounds on the story. If it’s anything like Brady’s fiasco, prepare yourself for the works. The means memes, GIFs, PS Battles, etc.
The sketches don’t get any better either.
Twitter doesn’t mind throwing the artist right under the bus.
My thoughts to a T.
Truer words have never been tweeted.
