From XXX to a BA or BS: Pornhub giving out a $25,000 scholarship to one lucky jerk-off
Internet Porn Juggernaut Pornhub wants to give some actual not-fake totally-real money to a college-bound masturbator. And you don’t even have to expose any part of your body (other than maybe your brain and altruistic spirit) to get in on the funds. You just have to explain to the Internet Kings of Porn how you want to use the money to improve the world.
The steps go like this:
1. Stop beating it long enough to crank out a 1,000 to 1,500-word essay.
2. Stop beating it for long enough to put together your resume.
3. Stop beating it for long enough to order your high school transcript.
4. Stop beating it for long enough to mail it all in before midnight on Oct. 31 this year.
5. Beat it all you want. You’ve got it in the mail.
6. Be totally OK with winning money you got from a company that makes its profit by the load.
If my teenage years are any indication, there won’t be many oth… hold on I’ll be right back…
