Nothing is too sacred when it comes to Halloween costumes. Nothing. Want to be a sexy Marie Antoinette? Boom, here ya go. Feel like flaunting your sexy inner-board game? Sexy Scrabble comin’ in hot. How about dressing up as a sexy sentient house? WE GOT YOU FUCKIN’ COVERED, FAM.
With such a plethora of absolutely ridiculous ‘sexy’ costumes to don this year, why oh why would anyone choose ‘sexy’ Pennywise? If any of these girls plan on having a Halloween night one-night-stand, they better be ready to wake up to a fuckin’ fist fight. I know these hands don’t discriminate when it comes to squaring up to scary clowns.
Check out the fear-ection inducing costumes below, and if you happen to make to the end, there’s a special surprise.