First, for those of you who don’t recognize the term “Eskimo Brother,” it simply means two men who’ve slept with the same woman – though the word “brother” is obviously used loosely. Around the frat house or sorority, this is not a rare occurrence, but for celebrities who can pretty much have their pick of the litter, you’d think it would be a far less regular occurrence. Well you’d be wrong, because stars are double dipping worse than aunt Rhonda at the nacho bar. Who goes for sloppy seconds most frequently though? The brilliant sex scientists* over at Dr. Ed got into the nitty gritty details and put the numbers together for our enjoyment.
*not a real thing (I think)
Before he was POTUS, the Donald was somewhat of a B-list celebrity and had some pretty famous hook-ups, leaving him with some interesting Eskimo Brothers. Dave Navarro from Jane’s Addiction, P-Diddy (from friggin’ everything) and Kevin Hart have all ventured into Trump’s former playgrounds.
But, that’s enough for the b-team. Here’s the good stuff. Not surprisingly Orlando Bloom and Ryan Reynolds were man whores earlier in their careers, something no man will ever blame them for. That said, Leonardo DiCaprio was collecting hot hook-ups in place of Oscars and the list is pretty amazing.
Seriously, if you sing into a mic for a living, keep it in your pants. My god, no wonder there is a mono epidemic. I guess the most important part of playing Eskimo Buddies in the pop music sphere, is staying on Taylor Swift’s good side.
Speaking of sleeping your way to fame… Remember that Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon game? Well now we can play Six Degrees of Having Slept with a Kardashian… These girls jump on celebrity poles more than the plastic surgeon’s chair – and we both know that’s a favorite hobby. Let’s have a moment of silence for Lamar Odom and Ray J’s careers…
Ok, so now we know who’s dipping into the same well, how about those who are robbing the cradle at the same time? Otherwise known as “dudes I hope I’m as cool as when I’m middle aged.”
It’s not just the men of Hollywood stealing babies though, these women have no problem choosing youth over experience.
Well, there you have it, the cure for your dry spell is to be famous. I’m sure you’ll get right on that.
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