While most people enjoy October for the Pumpkin Spice whatever, and taking Insta photos in pumpkin patches and fall leaves, I love the month for a completely different reason. It’s time to get scared shitless.
October means haunted houses, and these are the scariest ones all over the US. So depending on what state you live in, there’s somewhere that’s gonna make you shit your pants so hard, it’s gonna leave a smoking crater in the floor.
Enjoy. And bring a change of undies.