Ghost, ghouls, boogeymen and all the things that go bump in the night! Tis the season to get scared shitless. Of all the paranormal entities out there though, what is it that really scares the bejeesus out of Americans? Is it them thar alien abductions and anal probes, or is it that mangy Chupacabra feasting on their “pet” sheep? The ghastly experts over at HalloweenExpress.com surveyed 1000 Americans to find out what really makes their skin crawl. The results are actually a little surprising.