Tinder is what happens when you feed eHarmony Bud Light Lime-A-Rita after midnight
— Randi Lawson (@RandiLawson) July 16, 2015
Tinder date: So tell me about yourself…
— Hollis Jane Andrews (@hollis_jane) September 25, 2016
What idiot named it Tinder and not Quickiepedia?
— Creighton Barrel (@redherringbear) December 19, 2014
Date: So… Tinder, huh?
Me: This is kind of awkward.
Date: Maybe we should’ve used real pictures.
Me: You think so, MOM?
— Uncle Duke (@UncleDuke1969) October 5, 2015
Tinder is great if you want to simulate the feeling of being rejected by women without having to leave the comfort of your own house
— paperwash© (@PaperWash) January 2, 2015
"You guys on tinder?" – fun thing to say to people burning at the stake
— Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 9, 2015
Hinder: an app that locates available singles nearby who will stall your life in some significant way
— Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) March 5, 2015
On tinder, the following words all mean "unemployed": freelancer, entrepreneur, life coach, project manager, comedian, CEO.
— ali waller (@imaliwaller) January 13, 2016
When a bunch of trash pops up on Tinder. pic.twitter.com/FnTEeblkqU
— theCHIVE (@theCHIVE) January 27, 2016
I'm only on Tinder for TWO THINGS: to meet my soulmate and to fuck randos
— shelby fero (@shelbyfero) July 1, 2015
If tinder has taught me one thing it's that there is an extraordinary amount of single girls named Shelby that love to ride horses
— Jeffrey Hadz (@Hadzilla) January 7, 2015
When you run out of people to swipe on Tinder, your camera should turn on and force you to look at what you've become.
— Greg Dorris (@GregDorris) July 14, 2015
You're using Tinder to make friends? That's cool, I'm at the bus stop waiting for a train.
— shut up, mike ginn (@shutupmikeginn) November 18, 2014
A Tinder but for dogs in your area you could meet and pet
— Spooky Nutritionist (@SortaBad) March 23, 2014
"Tinder is ridiculous. People should be forming relationships in real life," I tweet
— Sage Boggs (@sageboggs) August 29, 2014
Congratulations! You have a new match on Tinder! pic.twitter.com/iVeLcsngMa
— Chris Worthington (@SomeChrisTweets) February 13, 2015
Cool Tinder picture. Why did you break up with the guy who owns that boat?
— Alex Baze (@bazecraze) August 4, 2015
Your Tinder date didn't go well?
That's so weird. You'd think someone using GPS technology to fuck strangers would be 100% balanced.
— Trevor S (@trevso_electric) February 23, 2015
BREAKING: Woman on Tinder "Loves Adventure"
— Eli Braden (@EliBraden) September 19, 2015
If you swipe Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right B A on Tinder you unlock your soulmate.
— Pumpkin Spiceotope (@BuckyIsotope) December 6, 2015
According to tinder, every guy is at a lake holding a fish & every girl is on top of a mountain & that's why it's so tragically hard to meet
— Kevin Farzad (@KevinFarzad) January 4, 2016
couple beside me in restaurant are on a blind date; they both love dogs, sushi, and looking at Tinder while the other one is in the restroom
— Matt 🎃swalt (@MattOswaltVA) August 25, 2016
When you post your snapchat on Tinder pic.twitter.com/XLzrFhuicv
— Mac Faulkner (@macfaulkner) August 24, 2016
Tinder match: I'll be the girl wearing a green scarf.
Me: I'll be the one who looks exactly like my photo because I'm not a monster.
— Dan Wilbur (@DanWilbur) August 5, 2016
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