We’re all familiar with the classic Home Alone film. It’s that heartwarming tale of a brave little boy defending his home against criminals known as ‘The Wet Bandits.’ Or is it? One could actually argue that it’s a tale about a merciless 8-year-old boy channeling his inner Jigsaw at the expense of several lowly criminals. Think about it.
This is the kid who (smiling, mind you) didn’t call the cops when he thought he ‘made his family disappear’. Of course he jumped at the opportunity to turn his house into a little House of Horror when two unsuspecting criminals broke in. Or something like that. Anyway, while we’re looking at this from another perspective, we might as well break down what would have actually happened if ‘The Wet Bandits’ were to really sustain these injuries as according to Dr. Diego Poniman.