When I was a kid I looked forward to Fridays for one reason, ok two reasons. First, and most obvious, Friday meant I had no school the next day so I could stay up late and completely ignore any responsibility. Hand-in-hand with that was the chance to watch horror movies all night and scare the piss out of myself. That late-night walk to the bedroom could be terrifying. Don’t get me started on the running leap into the waiting covers of my bed, so the monsters underneath couldn’t get me. Anyway, you get the gist. Nowadays, thanks to having so much information and entertainment right at our fingertips, our attentions spans have shrunk to microscopic levels. Horror needs to grab us and fulfill us much quicker. For those of you looking to get your frights a little faster, here are some hauntingly clever two-sentence horror stories.