Reading can be the ultimate escape. Binging on Netflix is great, but cracking open a great book and letting your own imagination guide you is fulfilling on a different level. Supposedly, reading is also supposed to make you more intelligent, but I have never found that correlation. One of the best things about reading a really good book, is finding those individual passages that really move you. They raise the hair on the back of your neck and give you goosebumps. Often times, these passages are so good, they define the entire book. Other times, these passages are so fucking ridiculous and over the top that not even sex appeal can save them. Here, I present to you the “Bad Sex in Fiction awards.” These are the most ridiculous sexual excerpts that made it into fiction in 2017.
***DISCLAIMER: I have not read these books. They may be fantastic, but these lines are a travesty.***