“I had a lady call in and she just started SCREAMING obscenities at an associate. Telling us we’re all kinds of horrible people, and she’s going to SUE us, because she was in the store yesterday, and bought a pack of highlighters. Then, apparently she fell asleep “for only 10 minutes” and her DOG ATE THEM, and now he’s dying.
Yup, she was going to sue the manager, because, according to her, her dog was “half brain dead” now, and “all it does is run in circles”.
The associate finally was able to transfer her to a manager, but she just continued yelling obscenities and threatening to sue.
So, of course, the manager countered with “first of all, that’s really nothing you can sue US for, considering we didn’t MAKE the product, nor did we feed it to your dog”. AND SECONDLY, “if your dog is sick and/or dying, the first thing you need to do, is get him to a vet!”.
The lady, of course, thought nothing of this and threatened to hire a lawyer. But FIRST, she was going to bring the dog INTO the store so we could see what WE had done to him, and so that “we could feel the guilt of our sin”. And if he died first, she actually threatened to throw the dead dog at our manager.
I was so disappointed when she never showed up.” – SamuraiSmurfette