How do you get the fucking weather forecast now? Probably from some creepy boner standing in front of a green screen who dresses up like a twat waffle every holiday. Fuck that shit. Thank fucking Christ for What The Forecast!? — an app that brings you the weather and doesn’t suck chode.
Scroll through some of the app’s most majestic fucking weather predictions — the Good Lord himself couldn’t do a better job of predicting whether there will be clouds or no clouds or whatever.