Tattooing. This guy’s doin’ it wrong. But for some reason, people keeping coming back to get their bodies scratched to shit by this dingus. At best, the tats look like the crayon doodles of a troubled 5-year-old (who also eats the crayons).
The lunatic behind Synyster Ink Tattoos has still managed to garner over 3,000 likes on his Facebook page, probably because the reviews are hilariously (and rightfully) harsh. He also posts some… let’s just say “interesting” status updates. I wanna say this guy is a troll, but the scribbles he grinds into his victims — I’m sorry, clients — seem all too real.
Scroll through and soak in the absurdity like a dermis absorbing ink from a filthy needle. And remember: Meth. Not even once.