We’ve all seen the porn parodies made of Hollywood movies and how they manipulate and change titles. They’re as hilarious as they are ridiculous. What you might not have seen, are the batshit crazy titles given to Hollywood movies in Japan. There are reasons, but honestly, I don’t even care about the why, I just choose to enjoy the comedy of it all. Here are some of the best, courtesy of Twitter user Bomb Arrow.
“Being John Malcovich” is “Malcovich’s Hole”
I’m not sure if this is better or worse, but it’s awesome.
“Thank for Sharing” is “My Lover is a Sex Addict”
I kind of want to watch now.
“Evil Dead II” is “Captain Supermarket”
What the fuck?
“This is the End” is “This is the End: The Disastrous Final Days of US Hollywood Stars”
No lie, this is spot on.
“Final Destination 3” is “Final Dead Coaster”
“Trainwreck” is “Amy Amy Amy”
“Evil Dead” is “The Ghosts Intestines”
“Sister Act” is “Love Song to an Angel”
That’s actually a pretty good title.
“Semi-Pro” is “We Are Drunk Shooters”
and this is unfortunately far to realistic of a title.
“Me Before You” is “To the Person I Hate Most in the World”
“Edge of Seventeen” is “Sweet 17 Monster”
Not only does this sound like every 17-year-old girl I’ve ever known, this is a total genre change. Noice.
“Mike and Dave Need Wedding Dates” is “Wedding Fever: Lowlife Hawaiian Vacation”
“Goon” is “We are Brawling Skaters”
I guess they don’t have hockey in Japan?
“Ferris Bueller’s Day Off” is “One Morning Ferris Suddenly…”
“Up” is “Old Man Carl’s Flying House”
Im not crying, you’re crying!
“Napolean Dynamite” is “Bus Man”
I’m gonna need an explanation for this one.
“Anchorman 2” is “We are Newscasters: History’s Lowest?! Viewership Battle in New York”
K…
For more insanity, be sure to check out Bomb Arrow on Twitter.
