Looking to visit/become a member of the Bohemian Grove? Easy! All you need to do is get invited by several of the high-ranking men who are already members, wait patiently on the decades-long waiting list, pay a $25,000 initiation fee, and be into creepy occult/druid-like rituals where you sacrifice ‘children’ to large statues.
If that seems too difficult, just become President of the United States. Or a Rockefeller. Or a high-ranking General. Or an A-list movie star, like Clint Eastwood. Or a business Tycoon, like Henry Ford. Or own one of the more prominent news outlets in America, like CNN. Or just accept you’ll never go there and ride the pine with the other 99.999999% of the population.