If you’re willing to stoop so low for a little attention from the internet then you should seriously reevaluate your purpose online. As fast as you can throw up an absurd comment or status, always be wary of those that take pride in fact-checking your words.
You don’t want to get thrown to the wolves for a made up remark you thought would make you look cool. The next time you try to impress your internet friends with lies just take these examples to heart. It never ends well for trolls.