Gyms are probably one of the biggest scams out there. They sucker you in with a deal and play on your desire for a sexy beach body, then they tie you up in some convoluted system, and you end up trapped. The monthly payments come automatically from your account and the pounds keep on keeping on. It’s almost easier to let the gym rob your of your money, than it is to go in and cancel the membership.
If you work up the courage to do so, then the bureaucracy steps in and turns it into a nightmare. That’s what happened to Robert Scucci (aka Mastrrbasser), who moved from Milford, CT to Nashville, TN and realistically couldn’t go to his local gym anymore. They repeatedly denied his request over the phone, stating he had to send a certified letter to cancel his gym membership.
So he penned the most savage and hilarious breakup letter for his ex-gym. I should take some lessons from this guy.