“Lollipop” – Lil Wayne feat. Static
“Call me, so I can make it juicy for ya” was lyric you can hear throughout the song. Had no idea what that meant as I yelled the lyrics in my car.
“Candy Shop” – 50 Cent feat. Olivia
“I’ll let you lick the lollipop / Go ‘head girl don’t you stop.” The sexual innuendos keep on coming, as this song referred to licking the male orifice and not stopping.
“Goodies” – Ciara feat. Petey Pablo
“I bet you want the goodies / Bet you thought about it / Got you all hot and bothered.” It’s like Ciara asked 15-year-old me what was going through my mind all day. Girls, sex, boobs.
“My Humps” – The Black Eyed Peas
You probably had a strong inclination that something was coming from the Black Eyed Peas, they were never really subtle about anything. “Mix your milk with my coco puff / milky milky coco” is a lyric that will forever be remembered by all females across the land.
“Shake That” – Eminem feat. Nate Dogg
“I’m a menace, a dentist, an oral hygienist / Open your mouth for about four or five minutes.” I just figured Eminem was obsessed with keeping his teeth clean, couldn’t have been more wrong.
“Just a Lil’ Bit” – 50 Cent
“Clothes off, face down, ass up.” You better believe 50 knew sex sells, even when it came to his musical genius. I wonder if he ever thought about being a little more subliminal when it came to doing it doggy style?
“Yeah!” – Usher feat. Lil Jon and Ludacris
“So gimme the rhythm and it’ll be off with their clothes / Then bend over to the front and touch your toes.” Didn’t quite put two and two together as I was grinding the night away at senior prom.
“If U Seek Amy” – Britney Spears
Britney always slipping in subliminal messages whenever she had the chance. If you don’t remember this song, go back and give it another listen. “All of the boys and all of the girls are begging to if you seek Amy.”
“Best I Ever Had” – Drake
No fear blasting this tune on a long family road trip, right? “We could do it real big, bigger than you ever done it / You be up on everything, other hoes ain’t never on it,” guess I was listening to the edited version because I wouldn’t want my mother knowing about my hoes (or lack thereof) getting ‘on it.’
“Save a Horse [Ride a Cowboy]” – Big & Rich
“I’m a thoroughbred / That’s what she said / In the back of my truck bed.” Having sex in the back of a truck is an American Pastime. Didn’t think it was necessary to involve a horse to drive your point across.
“Fergalicious” – Fergie
“So delicious (They wanna taste of what I got) / I’m Fergalicious (t-t-t-t-t-tasty, tasty).” She was just saying what everyone was thinking. I mean who didn’t fantasize about Fergie back in the day?
“Bed Rock” – Young Money
“My room is the G-spot / Call me Mr. Flintstone / I can make your bed rock, ooh.” What a pleasant way of putting it. Beating around the bush but in a way we can all relate to.
“Hot in Herre” – Nelly
Oh great, now this song is going to be stuck in your head all day. “Is it getting hot in here?” Yes, in my 300 sq foot college dorm room it was very hot in there.
“Touch My Body” – Mariah Carey
“Put me on the floor / Wrestle me around / Play with me some more.” Wrestling moves or sexual innuendo? Either way, Mariah used her sexual prowess to her advantage when trying to sling her latest albums.
“Promiscuous” – Nelly Furtado feat. Timbaland
“Promiscuous girl, you’re teasing me / You know what I want, and I got what you need.” Yeah, I really didn’t know what that word meant in middle school, but hey it was a catchy tune.
“Sexy Can I” – Ray J feat. Yung Berg
“Sexy can I, just pardon my manners / Girl how you shake it, got a playa like (oh).” Still, have no idea what he means exactly, but given his past, I’m pretty sure it has to do with sex. Either way, girls couldn’t stop shaking their ass to this jam.
“Smack That” – Akon feat. Eminem
“Smack that, give me some more / Smack that, til’ you get sore,” you can’t even read that without singing it in your head. What was he smacking? Ass, yep ass.
“LoveGame” – Lady Gaga
“Let’s have some fun, this beat is sick / I wanna take a ride on your disco stick.” Disco stick is just Lady Gaga’s way of saying she want’s whats in your pants. Insert eggplant emoji here.
“Ms. New Booty” – Bubba Sparxxx feat. Ying Yang Twins
“Get it ripe, get it right, get it tight.” Just a friendly PSA reminding females what it takes to find your soul mate. Appreciate you bubba.
“Get Low” – Lil Jon and The East Side Boyz
Agh yes, my college anthem. I really never know how low to get when dancing with girls at frat parties, but apparently, it was until the “sweat drop down my balls.” I learned so much from the East Side Boyz.
