UK writer Nate Crowley and his friend recently binged on the Lord of the Rings trilogy, as well as an authentic, 14-course LOTR meal that followed along with what was eaten onscreen. Second breakfast. Lembas bread. Orc power drink. The only way the meal could have been more authentic was if he grabbed the fish out of a stream with his bare hands, smacked it against a rock, and ate it raw.