He also could have framed his friend by sprinkling lembas bread crumbs on her coat, throwing the bread off a cliff, and then accusing her of being a “FAT HOBBITSES” who ate the last of their food… but I’m just nitpicking here.
Even more awesome than the meal, however, was the reason behind it. Crowley’s father was a huge LOTR fan. He died a year ago. And Crowley knew there was no better way to commemorate his father than by celebrating the film series he loved.
Here’s the full meal, so you can soak up some inspiration for your next marathon watching session: