What Would Jesus Bowl? I see you rolled your way into the semis. Dios mio. Despite the low-key heroics of The Dude, the REAL hero of the Coen Bros. legendary bowling flick was Jesus Quintana who, as you know, nobody f*cks with. So, even if you don’t roll on Shabbos, you can still pay your respects to The Jesus with this limited edition tee, hot off the presses from Ostrich Imports. Snag yours HERE.