Women. Gorgeous, brilliant, mysterious and worthy of all the adoration they can get. They really do “run this world” even if they let us men think we do. That said, women, you can be confusing as hell sometimes. A man needs a PhD in reading between the lines to decipher what you really mean. Well, I’m no doctor, but here is a quick cheat sheet to help all the men out there stay out of the dog house.