Every family’s got a unique thing that they do, that only makes sense to them and works for them. Who knows where and when it started, but it’s what you do. When you’re a kid, you just accept those idiosyncrasies as normal. In fact, you don’t know any different.
When you leave the nest, however, your mind is fukcing rocked. What you thought was normal and sane, isn’t. For Twitter user Georgia, it was keeping candles in the freezer. For my family, it was keeping your batteries in the fridge. No one knows why our parents did these things, and she wanted to know what else what out there.
Sure, it’s no poop knife story, but these answers are still heckin’ hilarious.