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Simon Smith, a self-professed Curmudgeon, misanthrope, husband, father, idiot (all his words, not mine) and Armed Forces Veteran agreed to do the unthinkable–help chaperone 60 kids on a field trip to the museum. When things went to hell in a hurry, he decided to live-tweet the adventure. This trip is about to become the tenth ring of hell. So, grab your barf bag and buckle up.
