Now we’re absolutely sure that you’ve never wasted an ounce of time fooling around or slacking off on the company’s dime. Who does that?! But just in case we asked Chivers over on our IG page what the craziest thing was they ever got away with on the job.
Enjoy a victorious, and guilt-free, sampling of your own office shenanigans!!
I created a throne made out of cardboard boxes in an out of the way, forgotten storeroom. Used it to sneak naps or extra breaks when I should’ve been working
alexfrye87I
When I worked box office at a movie theater as a teen, if a customer didn’t have a reward card, I’d swipe mine. I saw free movies for years after I worked there from all the points I’d acquired.
autumnpojo
When I worked at Pizza Hut in high school I used to coordinate with the cute girls that worked at Dairy Queen, and I would trade pizza for ice cream. I eventually got caught and was supposed to pay for all the food I traded them. Supposed to. Haha, I had no clue how much stuff I had taken over there for me and my friends.
jellyspears_83
Worked in warehouse unloading trucks. We received shipments of beer from all vendors. Was in receiving room with assistant manager, enjoying a “damaged” case of Corona. Manager walks in. Assistant manager says “You can fire us or join us”.
Manager closes door behind and locks door and says “Well Im just pissed you guys didn’t tell me about “damaged” Corona. And next time, make sure door is locked.”
fury043
Had sex on my bosses desk … no, not with my boss. It was so hot.
smnash
I worked in a vitamin retailer, in a low sales stores. Behind the counter we had a small TV set up and my OG Nintendo. While there were no customers in the store we would play video games for hours.
bagelsbagelshop
I worked at a car rental place and we would take the SUV’s and trucks and jump them.
mccormickkyle86
I worked at a local truck rental place in high school and I once took all of the furniture pads that I was supposed to spend all day folding and just threw them in the back of a moving truck.
Another time, my coworker and I split a 12 pack on a super dead day, got day drunk and we made a rocket with an air compressor, a 20-ounce coke bottle filled with sand, and some duct tape. It put a huge dent in the door and it stayed that way unnoticed. It’s probably still there today.
along_came_a_renegade
Paramedic here. Had sex in the back of an ambulance. On more than one occasion. Nurses just love it.
wesley.rogers
Worked as a pizza delivery driver and as a tip, a guy packed me a whole bowl and let me watch tv with them while I smoked the whole thing. That delivery took 45 minutes and was 3 minutes away from the store. Manager didn’t even notice.
chance_caraway
Coming in every Monday-Friday and accomplishing absolutely nothing for 10 years.
duffmandoo
Left a job and still had my company gas card. I used that gas card for an entire year after I left before they finally shut it off!!!!! Saved me like $1200 a month!
qkarr_cf
Worked in a warehouse. We had Mandatory basketball for 1 hour after lunch, and forklift races for an hour every morning. Along with tag along the tops of the stacks.
zreed95
Sexting a customer through the customer service chat. Oh, and I was working for Netflix at the time.
swayz87
Snow days in Arkansas are rare, but when they do happen this Northerner knows how to win a snowball fight. Got a 5-gallon bucket, filled it with snow, and chased coworkers around the store. Many had never held snow and were scared of their hands falling off, so they wouldn’t fight back. Suckers 🙂
expo_1403
I’m currently in my hammock hiding in the back of our warehouse.
driftit666
Had a customer who owed me a favor call my boss and said they would drop our product lines if I didn’t come see him so I could miss out on the company team building exercise. I went golfing and had beers! Then the next day at the office I was the hero for saving that business.
ronnyellis2929
I picked up a girl at the bar one night…went to my place and enjoyed the activities so much I decided to “work from home” the next day. We fucked all day, just had to keep moving my mouse every thirty minutes so I stayed logged in. lol
chris.hilya
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