humor Girlfriend tells boyfriend ‘either the dog goes or I go’ and his response is too perfect By: Alex In: Humor, Owned, Sex and Dating, Ya Nailed It Jun 18, 2018 684 Liked! 72 Disliked 0 1 A woman who was fed up with her boyfriend’s dog gave him an ultimatum: “Either the dog goes or I go.” Not cool, lady. Like this post? 684 Liked! 0