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The university I attended here in Texas was notorious for having friendly squirrels on campus. They weren’t exactly “tame” so to speak, but if you had food and were patient/calm enough to wait for them to approach, they would. All except for one. All except for ‘Lieutenant Furry Sides.’
Whether he was guarding precious acorn treasure in his tree or had an unquenchable bloodlust for humans remains unknown, but if you got close enough to see his hateful little eyes, that predator missile of manslaughter would charge you. We all found out the hard way that nothing is more terrifying than a tiny animal who isn’t afraid of you. Just ask this guy who endured this attack from Little ‘Son-of-a-B*tch-Eduardo’ the lizard.
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