This minimalistic middle finger candle is the size of a real hand and makes for the perfect “fuck-off” gift. It burns for up to 30 hours and is gently packed in beautiful mail order gift box so no one will suspect a sinister delivery.
If there are two things you can always count on happening first thing in the AM, it’s having coffee and getting morning wood. Preach it with this Morning Wood Coffee Mug featuring the hilarious saying “Mornings Are for Coffee & Boners” slapped right on the front. You’re not ashamed (and shouldn’t be!), so wake up each morning rock hard and talk it down while you sip on your first cup of joe in this hilarious mug.
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How to Swear Around the World –
This essential phrasebook collects the most colorful, explicit, and outrageous ways to tell people off in every part of the world. Featuring dozens of different languages, the sayings range from everyday swears to family curses to expressions for X-rated relations with animals. What more could a sinner possibly want?
Does anybody have a light? End this annoying habit as far as you’re concerned. Make people think twice about their nasty habit by startling them with a straight up electric shock from this stunning novelty lighter!
Pimple popping is usually confined to the privacy of your bathroom mirror or with millions of strangers on YouTube. Now this strangely addictive viral trend can be experienced anywhere when you play with Pop It Pal. Pop It Pal’s silicone pad is perforated with small holes (representing zits) filled with a fake yellow pus. Pinch the area around a hole and revel in the disgusting-yet-gratifying squirt of pus that comes out. The all-natural, Vaseline-like pus wipes away easily so you can keep on poppin’. BUT WHY?
Life’s got you by the balls? Get them right back with some hilarious stress relief. Sinners won’t be afraid to give these boys a nice squeeze.
Forget pull my finger, pull this prank and really get one over. Technology blows loud and clear! Introducing an all-new release, the Fart-O-Nator. Remote control farting at its finest audible up to 100 ft. from the scene of the crime. Laugh so hard you might actually fart! Elevate your gassy pranks to a new level with the state of the art in farts, the Fart-O-Nator.
Shoot The Shit Toilet Shot Glass –
Tired after a long day of shit? Fill these toilet-shaped shot glasses with your favorite poison and toss ’em back.
Time to put your moral compass to the test in this fun adult party game for 4 or more players! Moral Dilemma is a game of ethical debate that will put you and your friends in a position to discuss some of the most outrageous predicaments with some of the most terrible resolutions. The gameplay is simple, but two unique sets of rules will create two very different ways to play the game! In one set, you argue for what you believe, and in the other you argue for whatever the card tells you. Let the game begin!
True to its namesake, the Bullshit Button is the perfect tool for calling out people on their bullshit. Liars and truth-stretchers, beware. Shit’s about to get real!
Sex Panther Cologne is inspired by the hit comedy Anchorman. But because nobody wants to smell like, well… any number of foul things, this officially-licensed cologne is a clean, masculine scent. However, in staying true to the film, Sex Panther Cologne features packaging that growls when opened!
