Remember that 2,000-year-old mysterious sarcophagus archaeologists found in Egypt earlier this month? Archaeologists decided they wanted to crack open an old one with the boys and pried that sucker open.
I hate to be the bearer of good news, but it wasn’t an ancient scarab-cloud curse hell-bent on ending all life on the planet. Sorry, Brendan Frasier. It actually turned out to just be some bones (surprise!) and red sewage water that had seeped in.