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Walk down any high street and you’ll no doubt run into a man of the beard, his immaculately groomed face fur making you feel inadequate and a lesser man. Well, that’s how I imagine people feel when they see me, a knower of things and beard haver.
However, according to research by Fragrance Direct and Manchester Metropolitan University in the UK, myself and fellow titans of the facial hair are actually dirty, dirty bastards. Shitty people even.
Literally.
