lifestyle 0 Liked! 0 Disliked 0 Millennials are murdering Mayonnaise, sparking a spicy debate over ‘identity condiments’ by: Staff In: Food and Drink, Lifestyle, WTF Aug 16, 2018 0 Liked! 0 Disliked 0 1First they came for our cubicles. Then they gutted golf. But now they've gone too far. How millennials murdered mayonnaise: https://t.co/Uxwt6ej3En pic.twitter.com/giB4CcySzs— Sandy Hingston (@SandyHingston) August 12, 2018 gallery-icon The future of Mayonnaise is looking dark indeed, according to an article in Philly Magazine. Sales of the creamy, eggy condiment have recently dropped seven percent, which is apparently a steep enough decline to draw a red strike through “Mayonnaise” on the Millennial hit list. (There’s an official Millennial hit list and each one of us has a copy. It’s true. I can’t reveal what’s next to all you old heads, but I will say you should stock up on paper napkins and sex while you can). Of course, the spicy claim caused debate to spread across the web like a dollop of Hellman’s on a slice of rye. Is Mayo really endangered? Isn’t aioli just mayo with a little garlic? What the flying fuck are “identity condiments”? Like this post? 0 Liked! 0 Disliked 0
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