Yo, kids these days are on fleek with their hipster lingo. Their emoji game is straight fire too. Thanks to USA Today, all us crotchety old people can finally understand whats the haps when we’re kickin’ it in front of the local Five’N’Dime with bae! I’m finna grab me a bag of dem ‘ritos tho, f’real. Feast your eyes on this knowledge nugget!