Ever get so excited about something you somehow manage to immediately fuck it up? Yeah, welcome to my life, right? Well this story takes off like a rocket, so strap in.
First things first. If I was awarded an internship at NASA, I would absolutely lose my shit. I was in Young Astronauts as a child so it would be a dream come true. Also, it would probably be the first time a liberal arts major has ever been awarded such an incredible internship because maths. Second, we play things pretty fast and loose here at theCHIVE, but we generally discourage new employees from telling people to “suck my dick and balls” on Twitter or even in the comments. Hell, we get an entire speech about not using Slack for 6-weeks due to previous incidents.
… but I’m getting ahead of myself.